The Disaster that is Britney

I saw this picture on one of my FAVORITE websites, Dlisted.com. The train wreck that is Britney Spears will always entertain me. Especially when she walks around in public dressed like this:



She seriously cannot get away from the White Trash-ness that follows her everywhere. I mean, you would think she would see this picture and immediately pick out everything that is wrong with it: the 1995 cut off jeans, the 2002 UGG boots, the mysterious stain around her belly button, of course the obvious absence of a bra, an orange soda and what appears to be a spit cup and the fact that she does not realize that when you have enough time to slap on some red lipstick, you certainly have enough time to put that nasty ass hair up in a clip. (All that is missing is a Virginia Slim and bruises on her knees from running into the coffee table trying to kill the cock roaches in her trailer.) But no, she just tromps around every gas station she can and spreads her “God Don’t Make No Trash” message everywhere. I am sure that is true, Britney, but I am most positive he made plenty of bras in your size.