And the Award Goes To....

She is ALMOST there, ladies and gentlemen!!!! She totally surprised me today with the double cigarette move and she gets extra fake flowers to plant in her yard for the three day old mascara rings around her eyes. Now if we can just see those bruised up knees, I will be so honored to hand you your golden lawn chair trophy for the Richest Piece of White Trash This Side of the Junk Yard.